MEACKIE

Week 9

Football Predictions for October 22, 2005

Hiiiiiiiiii, I’m Meackie!!!!!! My daddy put me on punishment this week for getting in trouble and going to jail last week for pistol whipping some punk beeaaach that stole my head and my Gordon Gartrelle MEAC shirt. So now I’m not allowed to get in any trouble even though they started it.

MEAC

Delaware State vs. Morgan State:

My daddy says that Delaware State threatened to leave the conference and Morgan likes the conference and would never consider leaving.
Wanna be pwc across from giant racetrack and run down mall by 10.

Howard vs. NC A&T:

My daddy says that NC A&T threatened to leave the conference for I-A and Howard likes the conference and would never consider leaving.
North Carolina school of farmers and auto repairs by 10.

Hampton vs. SC State:

My daddy says that both Hampton and SC State threatened to leave the conference. But SC State fired my daddy.
Our home by the semen by 10.

Florida A&M vs. Norfolk State:

My daddy says that FAMU actually left the conference and Norfolk is just very happy to be here.
Midget bent on destroying the earth that was foiled time and again by Bugs fu(%in’ Bunny by 10.

Independents/Other

Tennessee State vs. Jacksonville State:
My daddy says that in this battle of OVC PWCs only one can be victorious. The “other” one.
Alabama school that plays dixie in their fight song by 10.

SIAC

Lane vs. Tuskegee:
My daddy says that Tuskegee could join the conference but Lane never could.
Super Crunchy Jiffy and Skip now with jelly right in the jar by 10.

CIAA

Winston-Salem State vs. Johnson C. Smith:
My daddy says Winston-Salem State is coming into the conference and Johnson C. Smith never even thought about it.
Benson and Hedges mild with flavor country State by 10.

SWAC

Prairie View A&M vs. Lincoln (MO):
My daddy says that Prarie View A&M is a member of the best conference on earth and Lincoln is the car that he lost his virginity to a coke can in back in the 60s. The can burnt him.
Texas school of Farmers and auto repair near where Jason banged lyric on that grass by 10.

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Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.

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