MEACKIE

Week 8

Football Predictions for October 13-15

Hiiiiiiiiii, I’m Meackie!!!!!! Some punk motherf^(%@?$ from the Hampton Roads area stole my motherf^(%@?$in' shirt and my motherf^(%@?$in' head last week, so I put my motherf^(%@?$in' foot square up their motherf^(%@?$in' @sses!

Now I've got one phone call so I'm using it to make this week's motherf^(%@?$in' picks. Can somebody call my daddy and tell him I'm in the motherf^(%@?$in' Hampton Roads Regional Jail. He knows where it is. He's been here before.

I'm gonna rap my picks this week. I've got my motherf^(%@?$in' cellmate Hamburglar on the motherf^(%@?$in' beat box. Bussssit!!!!

MEAC

Morgan State vs. motherf^(%@?$in' Howard:

Morgan betta run like a motherf^(%@?$in' coward,
Since Morgan gots no, d just like me
Howard gonna beat they @ss and drink a cup of tea.
Peace to Red Alert and Kid Capri.
Howard wins this one by 23
Oooooh lah lah ahh oui oui.


You say NC A&T vs. Delaware State:

The telephone school can't escape its fate,
The telephone school, they think they cool
The state of Delaware gonna use 'em like a tool.
NC A&T - twenty four
Delaware State - four points more


Now for SC State vs. FAMU:

Yeah motherf^(%@?as, got dam you,
For thinking your @ss could go I-A
It's Guiliani time and you must pay
SC State gonna leave you deflated
Just like they did my daddy when he was terminated
The guy across the hall, he just masturbated
While I'm sitting here incarcerated
Ugh motherf^(%@?$a, that's just sick
While I'm kicking rhymes you playin with your...
Believe me now or believe me later
SC State gonna beat FAMU like the masturbator


Savannah State vs. BCC:

Like Ray Charles said "you hear that hummingbird, B?"
Savannah State gonna step into the ring
Every time BCC hit 'em, the bells will ring
Ring EM!!

Go Meackie go Meackie GO!
Go Meackie go Meackie GO!

SSU, you motherf^(%@?$as bout to learn
You can't buy respect, it's what you earn
BCC's fin to earn your motherf^(%@?$in' respect
Beat yo @ss by 40 and break yo motherf^(%@?$in' neck

Norfolk State vs. Hampton is next:

You punk motherf^(%@?$as pay attention to this text
You stole my shirt, you stole my head
Try that isht again yo @sses will be dead
Dead as the chances Norfolk has in this game
Hampton gonna beat you til you d@mn near insane
When I get out on bail I'ma do the same
Your campus is wack, your unis are lame

Independents/Other

In the "other" category what do we see?
Two white schools in the state of Tennessee.
Tennessee Tech will beat TSU fast
Tennessee Tuxedo could beat that @ss.

SIAC

Over in the SIAC
What have we here what could it be?
ASU vs. CAU?
Now tell me what the ufck am I supposed to do?
I pick Albany like you pick your nose
CAU this is how it goes

CIAA

In the CIAA
Two teams will hit the field and play
This team's getting blown away
But playing football anyway
A refurbished stadium with more places to park
Power from the streetlight made the future dark
Fayetteville State don't care
They'll turn Smith out
I know JCSU know what I'm talking about
remember, 19 game losing streak
Johnson C Smith might break it
Just not this week
Fayetteville State gonna beat your monkey @ss blind
and leave hoofprints on your golden behind.

SWAC

Coming close to the end
Running out of breath
I'm shoot my rhymes
Til there's no rhymes left

Texas Southern vs. Alcorn State:
Sorry sTu, a loss is your fate
Dr. Johnny Thomas, like Dr. Johnny Fever
Gonna broadcast on your @ss and make you a believer
This ain't Freddy Krueger
Yeah it's bad but not a dream
Alcorn State over Texas Southern
29-15

Whatchu mean phone check you punk motherf^(%@?$a?
I'll roll yo @ss over like a redneck trucka.
I'll bite on yo back like I was Albert, Marv
You'll be on painkillers like Brett f^(%in' Favre
You lucky Meackie got no mo games to pick
Or else I'd beat you on yo head with a got dam stick
Jus like Trey did in "Boyz in the Hood"
I'll beat you like yo pappy and tell you something good.

FREE PIMP C and Meackie's out, bbeeeeyyyaaaaacchhhh!!!

SEXUAL GRAPE!

Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.