Football Predictions for October 6-8

Hiiiiiiiiii, I’m Meackie!!!!!! I'm on a muthaf@#$in' rampage this week 'cause somebody in Hampton stole my muthaf@#$in' Gordon Gartrelle Original muthaf@#$in' MEAC shirt!!!!! And my muthaf@#$in' head too!!! I'm gonna muthaf@#$in' bust a cap in a muthaf@#$er if I find out who got 'em!!!! I run this muthaf@#$in' conference and I'll have your muthaf@#$in' school kicked the muthaf@#$in' h3ll outta here if I catch you, you muthaf@#$in' beeeeyaaaacchhhhh!!!!

MEAC

Norfolk State vs. SC State:

SC State fired my muthaf@#$in' daddy!!! But my shirt and my head were stolen 10 miles from muthaf@#$in' Norfolk, so f@%$##@$# 'em!!!! SC State in a muthaf@#$in' basketball score.


Delaware State vs. Bethune-Cookman:

F$@@$#%$ck Al Lavan!!! Al Wyatt is the man!!! He said so right after he beat Norfolk!!! I was 10 miles from Norfolk when some muthaf@#$er stole my shirt and my head!!!! So I'm down with Wyatt. You got a problem with Wyatt, muthaf@#$er you got a problem with MEACKIEEE!!!!! And you don't want that isht, beeeeeyyyaaaaachhh!!! Cookman by 15!!!


Gardner-Webb vs. Hampton:

F$#@$#%#@ck muthaf@#$in' Hampton!!!! School with dumb name in muthaf@#$in' overtime!!!


Morgan State vs. NC A&T:

F#@%$@@ck both of 'em!!! Neither one of them had isht to do with my muthaf@#$in' shirt and head being stolen!!! But neither one came to help me find my muthaf@#$in' stolen shirt and head either!!! Morgan's closer to muthaf@#$in' Hampton, they should've come help first!!! A&T wins!!!

SWAC

Alcorn State vs. Prairie View A&M:

My uncle coaches Alcorn State and he is a certified muthaf@#$in' coaching genius. Prairie View is coached by some muthaf@#$in' lame from Maryland or something. How is Maryland called the muthaf@#$in' Free State and they had slaves?!? F#@$%$@ck Maryland, and f@#$#@$#ck Prarie View!!! Scalping Braves forever!!!

SIAC

Tuskegee vs. Morehouse:
Morehouse invented the smart brother. Tuskegee invented the muthaf@#$in' peanut. Mr. Peanut is my muthaf@#$in' man!!! He understands the muthaf@#$in' isht the MEACKIE has to put up with from you muthaf@#$ers!!!! Peanuts over smart brothers!

CIAA

St. Augustine's vs. Johnson C. Smith:

A whole city in Florida versus one old @$$ muthaf@#$in' dude from Charlotte, NC?!? B@$#%@tch please!!! The oldest muthaf@#$in' city in America by the largest score of the week!!!!

Independents

Lincoln (MO) vs. Georgia State:

The whole state of Georgia versus Abraham muthaf@#$in' Lincoln?!?!? B!@#%$@tch please!!! Lincoln already sent muthaf@#$in' Sherman to handle his light work by whupping Georgia's @$$ 140 years ago. Lincoln frees Georgia State in a muthaf@#$in' crip-walk!!!!

F@#$ck all y'all!!!

Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.