Football Predictions for October 1-2

Hiiiiiiiiii, I’m Meackie!!!!!! My daddy told me he was busy recruiting second-tier colleges to join the MEAC this week so I had to go elsewhere for assistance in picking the games. My brother Grimmace told me he works for the whitest clown in the whole wide world. He said that his boss said that you should always bet on white, because life isn’t a movie with Wesley Snipes beating hijackers in it.

MEAC

Charleston Southern vs. Howard:
Since my brother said to pick the school with the ofayest student body, I pick Howard by 10 points.

SC State vs. Coastal Carolina:
SC State fired my daddy!!! Coastal Carolina by four.

Bethune-Cookman vs. Morgan State:
If I have to use the guideline my brother gave me, this one is difficult. Neither team seems to have an advantage in the absence of color. So I asked my brother and he said to go by the makeup of each city where each school is located to make the pick.  Cookman wins.

Tennessee State vs. NC A&T:
My mother’s brother, my uncle Jack Daniels, is in Tennessee. Tennessee State by two.

Florida International vs. Florida A&M:
My brother says even though the title is “international”, we all know the flavor of the Kool-Aid. FIU by 22.

Hampton vs. Delaware State:

I was born in Hampton, the love child of a fifth of a gallon and a fifth of a coach. My brother and I enjoyed our time there. Delaware State will not. Hampton by 20.

Savannah State vs. Norfolk State:

My brother says the last time these two teams met Norfolk lost, nobody knew who I was, and FAMU wasn’t in the conference. Now Norfolk will win, everybody knows about the MEACKIE, and FAMU and Savannah State are pretty much in the conference. Norfolk sails to victory.

SWAC

Alcorn State vs. Arkansas-Pine Bluff:

My uncle coaches Alcorn State and he is a coaching genius. Alcorn by the number of corn stalks pictured on the Mazola box.

SIAC

Lane vs. Kentucky State:
My brother says that Kentucky is where his boss’s uncle first stole a chicken recipe from his maid and made a fortune feeding her offspring for $9.99 a bucket. Now Kentucky State will steal a win from Lane and spend a fortune at my boss’s uncle’s restaurant at the postgame meal.

CIAA

Bowie State vs. Shaw:

My brother says that Shaw has a sugar daddy that has more money than even my brother’s boss has. My brother also says that the sugar daddy has “billions and billions” served and his money is tied up in happy meals for his children. So somehow this means Bowie State will win.

Independents

Tiffin vs. Central State:

My brother says that Tiffin is where people where sweaters with letters and Central State is where they send you when they find cocaine on you. He says that Tiffin is where his boss finds managers and Central State is where his boss finds fry jocks. Tiffin by 30.

Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.