Football Predictions for September 24-25

Hiiiiiiiiii, I’m Meackie!!!!!! My daddy asked me to give picks for this week’s MEAC games. Using the wisdom I got from my daddy, I picked the winners of all the games. GO MEAC!!!!

MEAC

Hampton vs. Morgan State:

My daddy says that Hampton was the only place nice enough to give him a job after SC State fired him for sucking. He said he applied at Morgan State first but they turned him down. So Hampton is going to get revenge for my daddy. Hampton by the dozens.

Norfolk State vs. Bethune-Cookman:

My daddy says that this game is like a reversible jacket. One one side you have the people responsible for Bethune-Cookman's success and on the other side you have the people responsible for Norfolk State's demise. But if you flip it around the people are the same. Just like if you flip the numbers 0-52 around it's really the same, but different. BCC 52-0

South Caroline State vs. Open:

SC State fired my daddy! And they'll do open the same way.


Coastal Carolina vs. Delaware State:

My daddy says that the Coastal Carolina would make a great addition to the Southern Conference. He also says that he is afraid for any MEAC team's safety when they play a team from the Southern Conference. He also said they have the coldest ice around and the ice will freeze the bees. Coastal by 30.

Tennessee State vs. FAMU:

My daddy’s mad at FAMU for leaving. He also said that Tennessee State would make a great addition to the MEAC. When me and my brother Grimace used to fight he'd win because he's a little bigger. Likewise, FAMU will win because their coach is bigger, than my brother Grimace. FAMU by 15.

NC A&T vs. Elon:

My daddy is not as fearful for NC A&T's safety when they play Elon because Elon is a bad Southern Conference team. But he also says that makes them better than a good MEAC team. And NC A&T is a bad CIAA team. Elon by 20.

Howard vs. Savannah State:

My daddy says Savannah State would make a good addition to the MEAC. I've seen them and I think they would make a good addition to the MEAC too. I need a new patch. I need one to cover the crack of my @ss. Savannah State, you've been invited. Howard by 25.

WSSU vs. Virginia Union:

Since WSSU is practically in the MEAC, I'll pick this game too. My daddy told me that the Union army won the civil war. He also told me the south would rise again. This Saturday to be exact. WSSU by 30.

SWAC:

Northwestern State (LA) vs. Texas Southern:

My daddy says the SWAC is the greatest football conference ever. But he also says if Texas Southern wasn't in Texas they wouldn't be allowed to be a SWAC member. So in the battle of the directions, the Northwestern one is the way to travel.

SIAC:

Southern vs. Albany State:

My daddy says that Pete Richardson looks like E.T. and coaches like Lombardi. He also said that Albany State has to ride a bus to the game in Louisiana, and the bus ride back will be longer. I guess that means Southern by dozens.

CIAA:

Bowie State vs. NCCU:

My daddy says that this will be the first game in the Durham College for Negroes reality tour. I don't know what that means, but I think it means that Bowie State will win.

Independents:

Alabama State vs. Allen:

I don't know why a whole state would want to fight Debbie Allen, but she can't beat the state of Alabama by herself. Segregation now, segregation forever!!!! Alabama by the number of stars on the rebel flag.

Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.