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MEACKIE

Week 13

Football Predictions for November 19, 2005

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Today on Maury, paternity test of grape-flavored sextuplets!!!

The mother, Lola Cola, thinks that Meackie Thomas is the father. But she’s come to Maury to be sure because of some strange claims by a few others.

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Lola

The test results are in, let’s confront the possible fathers…


Grape Ape, you arrrrrrrreeeee…..not the father!!!

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Graaaappppeeee!!!! I’m outta here!


Prince, you arrrrrrreeee…… not the father!!!

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oooooeeeehhhheeee! Come back Lolaaaa Come Back!!! You dirty little aaasdefasdfhasfhashfashfshfasdhfsdfhsd!!!

Barney, you arrrrrrrreee……not the father!!!

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Two plus two is four!!! Lola is a whooorrrrre

Joker, you arrrrrrreeeee…..not the father!!!

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Inside I’m crying. This damn smile is just stuck to my face

Celie, you arrrrrreeeee…..not the father!!!

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Until you do right by me Lola, ain’t nuttin good gonna come to you

Meackie, you arrrrrrreee…..not the father!!! But the dna is close!!!

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The dna is close?

 

 

 

The father is….

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This Thanksgiving is going to be very interesting at the Thomas home!!!!!


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And here with this week’s picks is none other than,

DDDDDDDD WEEEESSSSSSSTTTTT!!!

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MEAC

Delaware State vs. Howard:
Delaware State is going to clean Howard like some Thanksgiving chitterlings. But Howard must realize we do this because we love them and want to see them succeed.

Hampton vs. Savannah State:
Hampton is going to abuse Savannah State like Snoop Dog abuses marijuana But Savannah State must realize that they must go through this to be a better program.

Norfolk State vs. Liberty:
Norfolk State is going to squeak by Liberty like that noise Missy makes on them songs, sqeeeeeaaahahhhhh. But Liberty must continue to have faith in the Creator and all things will work for good.

NC A&T vs. SC State:
Ouch But AT&T must realize that this is the first step back towards reclaiming dignity. It’s always darkest before the light.

Bethune-Cookman vs. Florida A&M:

Bethune-Cookman is going to hump FAMU like the marching 100 humps the ground during the halftime show. But FAMU must take this humping and find the good in it.

Hampton vs. Delaware State:
I was born in Hampton, the love child of a fifth of a gallon and a fifth of a coach. My brother and I enjoyed our time there. Delaware State will not. Hampton by 20.

CIAA

NC Central vs. North Alabama:
Would you like a side of biscuits with that chicken? But Central must realize that fried chicken cooks faster than rotisserie.

SWAC

Prairie View A&M vs. Alabama A&M:
A&M wins. The one with bama attached to it

Independents

Tennessee State vs. Eastern Kentucky:
Tennessee State is going to get mopped like the Drummond’s floor when Mrs. Garret got through with it But this cleansing will be necessary to help Tennessee State grow.



Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.

 

MY STATS

 

MEAC

MEAC Games

Total 

Other Games

Other Games Correct

Total 

Overall Average End of Week

Overall Wins For All Weeks

Overall Games For All Weeks

Correct

MEAC Games

Other Games

Week 2

62.50%

5

8

100.00%

1

1

66.67%

6

9

Week 3

71.43%

5

7

75.00%

3

4

72.73%

8

11

Week 4

80.00%

4

5

100.00%

4

4

88.89%

8

9

Week 5

100.00%

6

6

75.00%

3

4

90.00%

9

10

Week 6

85.71%

6

7

50.00%

2

4

72.73%

8

11

Week 7

50.00%

2

4

100.00%

4

4

75.00%

6

8

Week 8

80.00%

4

5

50.00%

2

4

66.67%

6

9

Week 9

75.00%

3

4

100.00%

4

4

87.50%

7

8

Week 10

75.00%

3

4

75.00%

3

4

75.00%

6

8

Week 11

75.00%

3

4

100.00%

4

4

87.50%

7

8

Week 12

75.00%

3

4

66.67%

2

3

71.43%

5

7

Week 13

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0

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Overall Averages

75.93%

41

54

81.08%

30

37

78.02%

71

91