MEACKIE

Week 11

Football Predictions for November 5, 2005

Hiiiiiiiiii, I’m Meackie… I’m kinda sad this week. Somebody sent me some pictures of my girlfriend Lola having sexual relations with some rappers after I gave her a ticket to a rap concert in Aruba.

Lola and Jay-Z backstage in a “taste test”	Nas proves he’s stillmatic with my woman	Puff Daddy Puffy P-Diddy Diddy diddling Lola on the beach with the “silver bullet”	Tom Joyner about to “give back with his foundation”

She denied it, but I heard some people saying that Lola “is it.” I heard some others saying Lola Cola is “classic cherry.” One guy said she was “Vanilla” but obviously he hasn’t been down that road with her. I have to be honest. This hit me really hard. So it’s with a heavy heart that I make this week’s picks…

MEAC

Morgan State vs. Norfolk State:

Norfolk. Morgan. Lola. Lola. Who cares?
Norfolk by 10.

Bethune-Cookman vs. Hampton:

Bethune-Cookman. Cookman. Hampton. Hampton. Lola. Lola Cola Thomas. Lola. I wish I was dead.
Cookman by two.

Florida A&M vs. NC A&T:

Agriculture Florida agriculture North Carolina mechanical technical who gives a isht? My Lola’s gone. Siiiiiiiiiiggghhhhh.
Urnge and green machine

Howard vs. SC State:
Howard State Carolina South North East West why’d Lola let put his feet on her breast?
SC State by 20.

Independents/Other

Savannah State vs. Coastal Carolina:
Are you trying to boost my spirits by making me laugh? It’s not working.
Coastal goes postal

SIAC

Benedict vs. Lane:
Lola ben e dict by half of this week’s urban top 20 and got caught on film. Lola lane down for them all. Lola Lola Lola. WHHHYYYYYYY?!?!?!??
Benedict

CIAA

Bowie State vs. NC Central:
Bowie rhymes with oooowie. Which is exactly what Tom Joyner appears to be saying as he eyes Lola’s enviable figure in the picture I got. Lola…
Central

SWAC

Texas Southern vs. Southern:
Lola……..why…..?
Southern

Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.

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