MEACKIE

Week 10

Football Predictions for October 29, 2005

Hiiiiiiiiii, I’m Meackie!!!!!! I’ve got great news!!!! I met a girl and I’m in looooooovvvveeee!!! She’s gonna help me with the picks this week. She’s from Atlanta and she’s sweet and dark. She’s shaped beautifully, like a coke bottle. Aw shucks, here’s a picture…

Lola Cola

Here’s a glamour shot: Lola Cola wearing Baby Phat

My daddy likes her and he thinks she goes really well with mommie.

Meackie’s mommie

Ok, let's get down to making some picks…

MEAC

SC State vs. Delaware State:

My girlfriend says that she’d like to teach the world to sing. Right now Delaware State seems to be humming along, while SC State appears to be singing the blues because they can’t put four quarters together and the drink machine’s dollar changer is broken. What the hell does all this mean? Del State over SC State in a shocker

Morgan State vs. Florida A&M:

My girlfriend says that she likes perfect harmony. Morgan State’s defense is in perfect harmony; with the defense of Prairie View A&M 1991. Meanwhile, Florida A&M's coach’s head is in perfect harmony with a 23 pound AMF Brunswick. Florida A&M bowls over Morgan State in the most boring game this week

NC A&T vs. Bethune-Cookman:

My girlfriend says that she’d like to buy the world a Coke. Right now NC A&T’s coaches would like to buy some coke, and flip it and sell it. Because that will be the only job they will be able to get after this season is over. B-CC by thirty-three

Howard vs. NSU:
I told my girlfriend that some punk muthafu#&$#$a stole my head and shirt about five miles from NSU. She told me she had heard about it, and that the people that did it were paid by three students from the Howard school of business. NSU in a romp.

Independents/Other

Savannah State vs. Central State:
My girlfriend says that she’d like to keep the world company. Savannah State has been keeping Prairie View 1991 company as one of the worst college football teams of all time. But today is a new day, with a new opponent, and a new outlook. Just like when New Coke came out and disappeared shortly thereafter, Savannah State will come out for this game and then go back into the hole of embarrassing losses they have dug for themselves. Savannah State by 20

SIAC

Tuskegee vs. Clark Atlanta:
My girlfriend says that since she was born in Atlanta, she knows a lot about Clark Atlanta. Most importantly, she says she knows that Tuskegee is going to kick their @ss this week. Tuskegee by the number of peanuts in the average plastic bag you get from the little corner store that sits next to the jar with the pickled pig’s feet

CIAA

Johnson C. Smith vs. NC Central:
My girlfriend says that her arch enemy, some beeeyaaachhh nicknamed Pepsi, is from North Carolina, so she doesn’t know much about the schools there. I know one thing’s for sure; the only Mr. Smith that could get the middle of North Carolina to see his Johnson is LL Cool J. NC Central by 20

SWAC

Prairie View A&M vs. Lincoln (MO):
Grambling State vs. Texas Southern:
My girlfriend says that she likes Grambling State’s coach’s glasses. They remind her of herself for some reason…

Grambling State coach Melvin “full coke bottles” Spears
Grambling State all the way. No deposit, no return

Dennis “Meackie” Thomas Jr. is a 2005 graduate of the University of South Carolina school of graphic design, where he also was a reserve defensive tackle under Coach Lou Holtz. Raised in Greensboro, NC he is currently the official mascot for the MEAC conference. He has one twin brother, Grimace Thomas, who is currently an official with the McDonald’s Corporation.

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