The Amazing Black Karnak of the MEAC presents…. 

Week 8

Football Predictions for October 13-15

Did you hear that the Morgan State Bears have a new cologne out?  It’s a little different though; they wear it and the other guy scores.

Howard at Morgan State – After the disappointing loss to NCAT last week, it doesn’t look good for the Morgan State Bears.  They may not win another game this year.  Last week was their chance to salvage the season, and they blew it.  This shouldn’t be a contest.  Howard should win this one easily, but I’ve seen bigger upsets.  Howard has already lost 2 conference games.  Another loss this early and you’ll begin to see the Howard MEACFANS faithful disappear from the site and/or start talking about basketball – just like last year around the same time.  I don’t think the Bison will disappoint their fans yet.

What is the difference between the NC A&T Aggies and a dollar bill?

You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

In light of the DSU scandal:

The DSU football coach walked into the locker room before the game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.  So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”

The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?”

The player thought for a moment and answered, “4?”

“Did you say 4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.

At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”

Delaware State at NCAT – Last weeks game against Morgan should have never gone into overtime.  I picked MSU to win because I haven’t seen the Aggies play four strong quarters of football this year.  I was wrong, but I’m still going against the Aggies this week.  The Hornets will sting and sting again.  A&T, you better get your partying in early because after the game, “the greatest homecoming on earth” will be mellowed by Delaware State.  You ever seen a dog get stung by a hornet?  It’s not a pretty sight:

DSU proves it belongs in the #3 position this week by knocking the other #3 down a couple of notches

DSU by 9

FAMU at SCSU – FAMU is inconsistent.  They soundly beat a supposedly good Howard team, barely beat a sorry Tenn. State team, and lost to a pitiful FIU, a questionable DSU, and a pretty good S. FL team.  Who will show up?  Doesn’t matter.  Whoever it is, the Dawgs will win.  At least that’s what they tell me.  They want to be undefeated in the MEAC when they face Hampton next week.

SCSU by 7

Why is the Savannah State football team like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

BCC at Savannah St – BCC players should be about as mad as MEACKIE after getting stung by the Hornets last week.  Someone will have to pay.  Unfortunately for the Tigers, that someone will be them.  Proud Mary is changing her name to Mad Mary this weekend and will be rolling, rolling, rolling over Savannah State Tigers.

BCC by 12

Famous Pete Adrian quotes on the Battle of the Bay:

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

“I would not say that Hampton is the best team in the MEAC, but there are none better.”

“Well, either side could win, or it could be a draw.”

“I don’t owe anything to Shine for being in this position. I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”

Hampton at Norfolk – 04, 03, 02 history will repeat itself.  Hampton will win the Battle of the Bay.  Hampton’s biggest worry – they better hope MEACKIE doesn’t show up.  Man, he was pissed last week.  For their sake, I hope that things calmed down.  Just give him back his jersey and his head before he shoots somebody, man.  Win the game and get back across the bridge QUICK.  Man, him and his brother do not play.  I’ve seen his brother sumo wrestle once. Not a pretty site.  Just give him back his head, man.  Swallow your Pirate Pride and just do it.

If you look closely, you can see a part of MEACKIE in between them. The Grimace may be smiling, but after this photo was taken, MEACKIE jumped out, they flattened this dude, and knocked the silly head dress off of the ref.  I think they were both drunk from their mother’s juice (Crown Royal). They don’t fight fair.

SWAC

Grambling St at APB – There is an APB (all-points bulletin) out for APB’s football team. They have been missing for most of their games.  When Grambling shows up, they [the Golden Lions] still won’t be found.

CIAA

St. Augustine at Livingstone – St. Aug Falcolns remain undefeated.  Livingstone should change their name to Deadstone. 

SIAC

Morehouse at Lane – Lane is 0-7.  If Lane beats Denzel Washington’s son and his Morehouse teammates, Denzel will be madder than MEACKIE.  That brother will go “Training Day” on their butts.   

“Aww, you mothers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you b*tches. Huh. You think you can do this sh*t... Jake. You think you can do this to my son? You mothers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. My son is the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the ---- do you think you're ----ing with? I'm the police, my son runs [stuff] around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this mother down. King Kong ain't got [poop] on my son. That's right, that's right. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any mothertrucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.”

He then will be carted away by Lane police.

“Lane Dragon’s ain’t got [poop] on Morehouse.

INDEPENDENT

Bloomsburg at Cheyney – Bloomsburg is going to kick the snot out of Cheyney. Last year they beat them 69-0.  The Huskies have outscored their opponents this year 243-69.   Enough said.