The Amazing Black Karnak of the MEAC presents…. 

Football Predictions- Sept. 15-18

MEAC 

Answer: Three Dog Night

Question: What would you call a triple-date with two Aggie Cheerleaders and a member of Golden Delight (Aggie Dancer)?

Hampton at NC A&T – The Sailors vs the Farmers live on ESPNU. Aristocrats vs Plebeians (look it up).  Nationally televised game.  The excitement is in the air.  The all-time MEAC record is close for these two teams. Hampton leads the series 5-4.  The Aggies are looking for a quality win to prove themselves as a contender for the MEAC title.  A&T folk actually believe they will can win this game.  The Pirates are looking for a big win to prove they are still the team to beat this year.  Word is that Hampton folk actually think this will be an easy win.  I agree, but don’t overlook the excitement of the night.  The Aggies will be ready to play, but the Pirates will sail on to victory.

Morgan v. Savannah State – My mother always told me if I don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything at all. 

Delaware State at James Madison – DSU, it [the winning] was nice while it lasted, wasn’t it?  I see four straight loses for DSU.  Beginning now. The Dukes will dookey all over the Hornets.  This game is going to stink.  Too bad for the MEAC.

S.C. State at Bethune Cookman – Tough one to call. BCC also wants to claim the MEAC crown.  SCST wants respect and doesn’t want to share the title this year.  This will be BCC’s first tough match up.  Shine has been too quiet.  Is he up to something?  Does he have something up his shiny sleeve?  A loss here could be a moral setback for either team. I think SCST pulls this one off.  The Dawgs strongly believe this is their year.  Found an interesting statistic:  When it comes to surviving an animal shelter, cats [in Atlanta, Alpha!] fare far worse than dogs; the cat kill rate is 70.2% while the dog kill rate is 52.7%.  The statistic will be the same in Florida.  The Cats will get killed.

Answer: Train

Question: What did it appear that FAMU forgot to do before their last game against FSU?

Howard at FAMU – Howard is for real this year. FAMU is for fake.  The Bison are upset about last week’s loss.  Another L will likely drop them to playing for second.  But Snakes are always dangerous.  Howard will survive, but it will be closer than it should be.

Bowie at Morgan – Karnak is with you this week, Morgan!  But this game will be tougher than you think.  Last year, they played you tough (35-41). This year, they’ll play you tougher.  Don’t go all A&T on me and embarrass the MEAC. 

Morgan by 5.

SWAC

Answer: UB40

Question: How did the students in the remedial English class at JSU respond when their instructor asked them if they knew how old she was?

Texas Southern at Jackson St. –  Tigers vs Tigers. The year of the tiger.  Karnak predicts that each team will have 1 win this year.  Bell’s bell will not get rung on this day.  JSU squeaks by with a win.

CIAA

Livingstone Blue Bears at Bowie St.–  CIAA west vs CIAA east. Bowie has already proven [last week] that a Bulldog can whip a Bear.  Especially a blue bear. Sounds like a Winnie the Pooh Bear.  That’s their new name in my book – Livingstone Winnie the Pooh Bears. They can’t beat anybody.

SIAC

Tuskegee at Benedict – More Tigers.  This game is Benedict’s Alumni, church, and community day.  Church folk shouldn’t have to witness the massacre that Tuskegee is going to put on Benedict.  Somebody might lose their religion after this game.

INDEPENDENT

Central State at Kentucky St. – The Great Karnak was a week ahead of myself last week.  I predicted this one last week.  Same results.  Central State is a Marauder (team who attacks in search of booty).  The Kentucky State Thorobreds aren’t giving up any horse’s booty to this band of booty bandits.

One more for the record…

Answer: Boys II Men

Question: What progression would the Catholics like to see its priests make in their dating habits?

Paul Quinn at SW Assemblies of God – Wow.  Methodists against Evangels.  Should be a very clean game.  No penalties.  God doesn’t like penalties.  Repent for going offsides.  Should a Christian try to take the ball away from another Christian?  Isn’t that like stealing?  Potentially, there could be so many things that go wrong in this game, someone could be damned for life for two or more penalties without asking for forgiveness.  I’m going with SWAG on this one for a few reasons:  I like their initials, they have gained 1075 total offensive yards in two games, and they have outscored their opponents 100-37. Pray harder, Paul Quinn.

SWAG by 30.

To those who don’t believe me:  May Biz Markie telephone your wife and yell into the phone, “Oh baby, you. You got what I need.