The Amazing Black Karnak of the MEAC presents…. 

Football Predictions- Sept. 8-10

MEAC 

Answer: Touchback.
Question: What's the smart thing to do if a Hampton or Howard Cheerleaders/Ebony Fire/OO-La-La touches you?

Hampton at Howard – (Game of the week). It’s been 9 years since Howard has beaten Hampton.  Will Hampton make it 10, or will Howard stop the streak right now?  Traditionally, Howard plays Hampton tough in Greene Stadium, even in the losses.  Howard has picked their game up a notch this year. This could be Howard’s year…BUT, Hampton is not ready to give up the title yet and they may have something different to say about that.  Hampton looked good last week except for a few glitches on offense, which should easily be corrected.  Howard looked good, but they were playing a team Hampton would have also crushed.  The “Battle of the Real HU” goes to Hampton again this year.

Hampton by 10.

Norfolk at NC A&T – Alright – both teams disappointed me last week.  I picked NSU in an upset over VSU and NCAT in a good ole fashion country whooping over NC Central. News flash: I was wrong.  Well, not really. The fortune-telling gods were wrong. Karnak is never wrong.  This game will now be known as the “Battle of the Bottom.”  The Amazing Karnak predicts NSU will win the battle for the bottom.  In other words, NC A&T will win this game and NSU will win the bottom dweller's crown.

NC A&T by 14.

Arkansas PB at BCC – Arkansas Pine Bluff Golden Lions. Is this the same team that lost to the Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils last week?  Wait a minute – let me check my sources….yep.  This completes the MEAC sweep over the SWAC this year. MEAC 3, SWAC 0. 

BCC by 17.

Answer: Ben Gay and his brother the Marauder.
Question: Why didn't Ben Millersville have any children?

DSU at Millersville – DSU at who? Where?  Millersville Marauders.  WTH is a Marauder?  Dictionary.com describes a Marauder as (and I quote) “someone who attacks in search of booty.” That’s gay. DSU shocked me with a win over hapless FAMU last week (yes, the fortune-telling gods lied again). They gave me the wrong stupid envelopes. I’m the only one that got that one wrong last week.  DSU, watch your booty and you should win this one.

DSU by 3.

Answer: Big Ben, Joe Namath and Fred Gainous.
Question: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.

FAMU at South Florida – This year and this game will bring tears to the eyes of the FAMU faithful.  Here we have the third tier of the MEAC bottom dwellers.  FAMU didn’t beat DSU.  FAMU can’t beat South Florida.  Not that South Florida is that good, FAMU is that bad.

South Florida by 20.

Bowie at Morgan – Karnak is with you this week, Morgan!  But this game will be tougher than you think.  Last year, they played you tough (35-41). This year, they’ll play you tougher.  Don’t go all A&T on me and embarrass the MEAC. 

Morgan by 5.

Winston-Salem at SCSU– The Rams’ second MEAC challenge.  The Rams’ second MEAC loss.  You know how they say “any given Saturday” and “don’t look past your next opponent?”  You have my permission to go ahead and look past the Rams.  No contest.

Dawgs by 21 by the end of the 3rd quarter.

SWAC 

Answer: Vanessa Del Rio and Southern University.
Question: In the words of Southern’s coach last year, “The South Dakota Jack Rabbits came right down our throats”.  Karnak is going to leave that statement alone.

Southern vs. Mississippi Valley – Maybe Jerry Rice can suit up again? That’s the only way Valley can beat Southern.  Besides, Valley has reached their quota of wins for the year.

Southern by 17.

CIAA

Fayetteville vs. Elizabeth City – Last week I reported that Elizabeth City plays like girls.  I apologize to all the girls who play football.

Fayetteville by a lot.

SIAC

Tuskegee vs. Miles – I like Miles.  He is a great jazz musician, but not a football player.

Tuskegee by 7.

INDEPENDENT

Answer: A pair of Jordache jeans, a bread box, and Central State locker room.

Question: Name three places where you stuff your buns?

Central State “team who attacks in search of booty” vs. Kentucky State  - Who would have thunk it? Another Marauder.  The Kentucky State Thorobreds won’t lose their virginity against this band of booty bandits.

Kentucky by 14.

In parting, may a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.