The Amazing Black Karnak of the MEAC presents…. 

Week 13

Football Predictions for Nov. 19, 2005

Just Jokes and Predictions

MEAC

Q: What would you call 2 Savannah State fans going over a cliff in a green VW Beetle?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those.

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and the Savannah State football team?

A: Clinton can score.

 A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him "So why don't you want to live with your dad?"
"Because he beats me" said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your mom then?" asked the judge.
Because she beats me a swell.
"Oh" said the judge "Well who would you like to live with then?"
The little boy replied" I would like to live with the Savannah State Football team because they don't beat anyone!!"

Savannah State at Hampton – Hampton will go 11-0.

Hampton by 45

Q: If you see a Norfolk State fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?

A: It might be your bike...

Q: How do you change a Spartan fans mind?

A: Blow in his ear!

Liberty at Norfolk

NSU by 14

Q: Did you hear that the DC Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Howard players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. 

Q: What do you call a DSU fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Howard U fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

There's a rumor that after Howard U has lined up a new mascot - Tampax.
The alumni thought it was an appropriate change as the team is going through a very bad period.

Q: What do Howard fans and laxatives have in common?
A: Both irritate the crap out of you.

Howard at Delaware

DSU by 17

Lots of country jokes in honor of the hoe-down going on this weekend:

Q: What's the difference between an SC State fan and a Chimp?
A: One is hairy, stupid and smells and the other is a chimpanzee.

Q: What do you call a NC A&T fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Two A&T alumni farmers are flying with their herd of sheep to a new farm.
Suddenly, the plane engine fails and it rapidly descends towards the ground.
A&T Fan 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
A&T Fan 2: What about the sheep ???
A&T Fan 1: Screw the sheep!!!
A&T Fan 2: ...(pause)... Do you think we have time?

Q: What do you call an A&T fan with Five sheep?
A: A pimp.

Q: How do you kill a Bulldog fan when he's been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.

SCST at NC A&T

SCST by 21

Q: What would you do if you saw a FAMU fan walking towards you with a wound?

A: Stop laughing, reload and shoot again!

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Rattler fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they aren't mistaken for FAMU women.

Q: Why do BCC supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can all look like Mother Mary.

FAMU at BCC

BCC by 14

SWAC

Q. What do you call an Alabama A&M fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What's the ideal weight for a SWAC supporter?
A: 3 pounds...that's including the Urn.

Q: What do you say to a PVA&M fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!

Alabama A&M at Prairie View A&M

INDEPENDENT/OTHER

Eastern Kentucky at Tennessee

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