Dr. MEAC (aka KING MEAC)

Week 9

Football Predictions for October 22, 2005

Hello to everyone that did not write bad things about Dr. MEAC in that thread about "COMMISSIONER THOMAS" in the Sports Forum and go to hell for those that did.

Dr. MEAC hates you all.

Now that we have dispensed with the pleasantries, let us proceed with the business at hand ... you ungrateful bastards.

The CIAA game of the week is being sponsored by the Organization for the Recognition of Guys and Gals Allied for Same Sex Marriages (ORGGASSM) which is also (not coincidentally) Homecoming for Morehouse as they take on fellow AUC scrubs Clark Atlanta in - where else? - Atlanta. The biggest question for Dr. MEAC is why - logistically speaking - the administrators and planners at The House would want to have a school whose campus is so close to theirs as the homecoming opponent. The crunch will be ... oh wait, this is Morehouse. They need all the warm bodies they can get in the "house."

WINNER: CAU

Our SWAC game of the week is another homecoming special ... "special" because the home team is not supposed to lose as badly as Morehouse is going to lose to Clark and Jackson State is going to lose to Grambling. The only thing that JSU has going for it is The Mafia but even Get Ready or J-State Tiger can help Bubba Bell coach. This contest features two of the biggest basket cases in the coaching ranks today. Bell is a methodical idiot while Mel Spears is just a fat arsehole.

The fat guy's kids beat up on the slow dude's kids with no let up.

WINNER: GSU

SIAC game of the week features Tuskegee traveling to Jackson, Tennessee to play Lame, pardon Dr. MEAC for that Freudian slip, 'Skegee plays Lane in the biannual Jack Daniels Classic. Needless to say, Dr. MEAC is already in the Volunteer State for ... um ... err ... rehab or something stupid. Shutup - Dr. MEAC needs a drink!

Let's get this stuff over with.

WINNER: TU

Next is Tennessee State vs. Jacksonville State in Nashville. Hey, why keep you in suspense? Tenny State sucks and Jax State knows it.

WINNER: the other JSU

Speaking of homecoming, one has to figure that when the antisocial people in Tallahassee drew up this year's schedule they figured that at least homecoming was a solid bet for a win. Wow. Norfolk State stomping yet another hole in Florida A&M's sorry behind. Go figure.

WINNER: NSU


Continuing on the homecoming hit parade are the two principal parties in A. A. Milne's "Winnie the Pooh and the Honeycomb." Delaware State hosts Morgan State in Dover ... okay, maybe not "host" is not the right word as "host" implies kindness and generosity and all of that other soft, mushy, gay stuff. Del State will not be nice to Morgan State on Saturday - at all.

WINNER: BCF's next Tennessee State, DSU


Dr. MEAC's penultimate homecoming selection takes us to the shooty-shooty-bang-bang confines of Greene Stadium on the peculiar yet historic campus of Howard University as the Bison square off against about the only other MEAC team as Prairie View-esque as they are. North Carolina A & T fans used to call their defense Blue Death because of the stingy tenacity exhibited by the Aggies. However, given the infrequency with which the Aggies have tasted the sweet taste of victory over the past two years it may be more appropriate to take out the "Death" and replace it with a pair of dangling round objects.

WINNER: SCSU


Our final coming-home contest is our marquee match-up of the week. Last year's MEAC champion looks to defend its title against last year's runner-ups. The MEAC's elder statesman coach takes on the MEAC's over-eating coach. The historic school by the sea battles the only Amish HBCU. To borrow a phrase from Teddy Riley, yup-yup, this is going to be a great game, no-diggity wrecks-n-effect rump-shaker Teddy-Jam-for-me.

The high-powered Hampton Pirates are at home against the ornery South Carolina State Bulldogs in what many people are already looking at as the MEAC championship game (Dr. MEAC won't go into the real deal on the championship game until after his contract has been renewed by the member institution presidents). Great offenses, solid defenses, well-coached special teams, and deep benches. Yes, this is the very thing that Dr. MEAC expects to see more of when Savannah State joins the league (Dr. MEAC told you he needed a drink). Wow, Hampton vs. SC State in Hampton. For Homecoming. This is going to be a great game. It is going to be such a great game that Dr. MEAC should be there to throw out the first body bag ... but, hey, duty calls Dr. MEAC to that Jack Daniels game in Tennessee.

Speaking of which, Dr. MEAC's charter flight is about to leave. Gotta run.

WINNER: HU

I'm Dr. MEAC and I need another drink!!!

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