Dr. MEAC (aka KING MEAC)

Football Predictions for September 24-25

Hello party people in the place to be
This is Dr. MEAC, father of MEACKie

Last week did not work out so well
But I was correct when I said that FAMU's fans were going to give Howard hell.

But enough about last week's "Petty" avoidable friction
It is now time for Dr. MEAC's inebriated predictions.

Our CIAA game of the week showcases a school Dr. MEAC's got his eye on
For WSSU fans, this game against Virginia Union is going to be lots of fun

"Winston to the right of me!"
"Salem to the left of me!"
The charge of Union's too-light bridgade will be lucky to score two points, no more than three

WINNER - WSSU


The SIAC game Dr. MEAC chose
Features a team that rubs Vinita worse than cheap Wal-Mart panty-hose

Right now, there is nothing that makes the Grammer Nazi madder fa'sho
Than her Golden Lions and their fat coach Mo

UAPB is a team coming apart at the seams
And Vinita sees Pine Bluff victories only in her dreams

Playing anyone right now, the Lions are sure to lose
But playing Tuskegee guarantees a bad case of the St. Louie Blues

WINNER - TU

The SWAC game of the week features another inter-conference battle
One from South Georgia, the other a school whose band members like to tattle

Playing at home won't help a subpar Jaguar squad
In their hopes to stop a program that always plays football like it was a gift from God

Detractors & nonbelievers may laugh and jeer at
But with a victory at Mumford, Albany State may just sneak into the MEAC

WINNER - ASC

Dr. MEAC's Black College INDEPENDENT game
Features a dangerous team with very little fame

For the past few years, Lone Star football fans have taken notice
Of a 21st century version of the old Central State horses

With more scholarships than NCCU and more fake birth certificates than a New York Little Leaguer
Texas College has the firepower to whup many teams and make them into faithful believers

This week's victim for another TC slaughter
Are the newcomers from Georgia State, coached by Jimmy Carter's daughter

WINNER - TC

Dr. MEAC likes to travel and Dr. MEAC likes to be seen
But Dr. MEAC does not ever want to go through the hell of having Alpha72 throw refs' whistles at his limosine

That having been said, and with that out of the way
Let's let bygones be bygones and Dr. MEAC will continue to have his say

B-CC was hurt by last week's game
After "walking down" a worn out Bulldog team, their kicker came up lame

The Wildcats learned a hard lesson last Saturday night:
Being better than your opponent for most of the game does not matter if they have more points than you at the end of the fight.

So with redemption on their minds, B-CC heads north to Norfolk State
Against their old defensive coordinator they have a date

Pete Adrian knows Alvin Wyatt and the Wyattbone well
But it won't do him a bit of good since he does not have the players to answer the bell

WINNER - BCC


A Black College Gotham Classic returns as Hampton and Morgan State battle in the home of the New York football Giants
But, the bad news for MSU fans is that, when it comes to letting opponents have their way, the Bears have been very, very compliant

WINNER - HIU


The Atlanta Football Classic comes closer and closer every year to being a permanent AFTER PARTY SPECIAL
The level of competitiveness in this game continues to sink to lower and lower levels.

About the only excitement surrounding this match-up concerns an undercard that Dr. MEAC wants to mention
Featuring a beer-bellied Riddick Bowe and the scrappy leader of the Marching 100's tuba section.

WINNER - FAMU


The first weekend of autumn usually features many great clothing sales
The good folks at the Burlington Coat Factory are people that Dr. MEAC knows well

For sports fans that want to see a fair fight, real competition
Stay away from the Elon-A&T game and watch two teenage girls fight over a G-Unit shirt, limited edition

WINNER EU

The penultimate game that Dr. MEAC is going to pick a winner for
Is actually a preview of a game next week featuring those Dawgs from Orangeburg

South Carolina State is undefeated and looking strong and their strength is no fake
Their defense is tenacious and they found a way to keep one of many talented, homegrown signal callers in state

With one big hurdle successfully behind them,
The Bulldogs are feeling like the MEAC's super men

Now why is Dr. MEAC talking about next week's SCSU-Coastal Carolina match-up
When this week it is the Delaware State Hornets that are due up?

Well, it is simple really and Dr. MEAC wants you to listen:
Del State is going to be "shaked and baked" by those Coastal Carolina Chickens

WINNER - CCC

The final game that Dr. MEAC is going to look at for this week
Features the stupid and the meek

Any team that is dumb enough to protest a band playing too dern long by walking and shoving through said collection of armed Floridians is indeed "stupid."

Any team that can lose to Benedict and Spelman and the Billie Holiday Home for Organic Rum Drinkers is indeed "meek."

On paper, Howard should thrash poor SSU
But on paper, they were supposed to beat FAMU, too

Dr. MEAC's alcoholic purple haze is wearing off rapidly
Which is why Dr. MEAC's rhyming is starting to sound like Laffy-Taffy

So, before the glass empties altogether my friends
Dr. MEAC will make his pick to bring this session to an end

SSU's coach won't let onto his secret plan for victory
But Dr. MEAC heard that he has recruited some piccolo players for the band from the local penitentiary.

WINNER - SSU's BAND

Thank you for reading without stopping to think.

I am Dr. MEAC and, as always, I need a drink.