Dr. MEAC (aka KING MEAC)

Week 11

Football Predictions for November 5, 2005

Hi.

Did you like Dr. MEAC's word economy last week?

Who care?!

Dr. MEAC loved it.

It's Dr. MEAC's world, you nut-scrounging squirrels.

Let's get on with the picks.

Fort Valley State vs. Albany State
Picking the winner of this game is tougher than getting those clay stains out of your white church pants.
WINNER: ASU

Southern Nazarene vs. Texas College
Jesus has country cousins??
WINNER: TC

Bowie State vs. NC Central
MEAC play-in game ... with no losers [wink wink]
WINNER: NCCU

Texas Southern vs. Southern
Snobs visit crappy Robertson Stadium - but it's still better than Mudford
WINNER: sTu

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Morgan State vs. Norfolk State
From Littlejohn to locked-in-the-john.
WINNER: NSU


Savannah State vs. Coastal Carolina
These chickens likes dark meat ... times three.
WINNER: CCC


Howard vs. SC State
Marion Barry had a better chance of getting acquitted the first time around.
WINNER: SCSU


Bethune-Cookman vs. Hampton
One big play will decide this clash of the titans -- ONE.
WINNER: HIU


Florida A&M vs. NC A&T
The once-epic smack war sucks now but it is still better than the football. Pass the mullet.
WINNER: FAMU


That's it.

That's all.

I'm Dr. MEAC and I need a drink.