MEAC

Week 6 - October 7, 2006

by

Doomsday

-----Since DOOMSDAY actually is still stuck at work for once this week's picks are corny jokes-----

Morgan @ A&T
Please. A&T's defense is so poor, it ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk. Morgan by two touchdowns.

Howard @ Winston-Salem State
I dunno. Seriously. When I think of Winston and Salem, I think of cigarettes. When I think of Howard, I think of cigarettes. Laced with pcp. Uhhhhh, Winston in a close one.

Norfolk @ SC Steat
I dunno. Seriously. SC Steat's @ss is so close to the edge the @ss hairs have split ends. Uhhhhh, Steat in a close one.

Hampton vs. Central State
Please. This ain't Billy Joe's Central State. But then, Billy Joe's so old his social security number is 000-00-0001. Hampton in an ugly rout.

Del State @ Cookman
I dunno. Seriously. Let's see, Lavan coached Herschel. Shine played with OJ. Hershel murdered the English language and OJ murdered the English people. Uhhhh, Cookman by 10.

Editor's Note:  They're pretty darn funny to me.