MEAC

Week 3- September 16

by

Doomsday

Shaking My Head!!


Oh schitt. It is. What the hell is he doing here? Almost immediately after I asked myself this question an orange and green 1982 Oldsmobile 98 pulled up with Tennessee tags. Out popped a brother and he flipped his keys to the valet.

Valet: You want me to park your car?

Strike 79: Sir, One would assume by the action of flinging my keys to your possession that my intent was indeed for you to place my automobile in a parking space.

OUT.

Ok, now schitt is getting real strange around here. Why are two meacfans going into my building? Just as I asked myself this question, up rolled a guy wearing cowboy boots and a beanie. He was riding a big tricycle with a sticker on it that said JSU Mafia. I put out my "cigarette" and swore off drugs right there. No sooner had I done that than an old man wearing a burgundy and white track suit with matching burkenstocks walked by. On the back of the track suit was a symbol that looked strangely like the Steak 'N Shake tm logo.

I picked my "cigarette" back up and asked a cop for a light. We shared the "cigarette" and a brother in a '78 Mercedes Benz 300D with a bumpersticker that said "W; president for life" pulled up and had the valet park his car. The cop and I traded bewildered looks.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, another brother rolled up with a "W; president for life" bumpersticker. This one pulled up in a camouflage Humvee with a US Flag and a Howard Alum flag flying off the back. He wore camo head to toe. This dude just double-parked right in front of my building.

I left the roach with the cop and ran back in and followed the camo dude. He went to a room on the 13th floor and I listened at the door.

Jafus (Thinker): Order gentlemen, order! We have been called here today by Commissioner Thomas to decide which teams will win this weekend's MEAC games. In order to ...

Strike 79: Sir, we are fully aware of the purpose for our attendance at this function. Please do not castigate the perplexities of our demonstrated understanding ad nauseum.

Tigerpride: What he said. A&T suuuucks. JSU is currently ranked No. 1 among research intensive HBCU's in acquiring federal research dollars. We're gonna put a new sign on the fieldhouse with the money.

Bro. Askia Musa Afiba: A&T does suck, but NCCU will be ranked No. 1 among all HBCU's in acquiring everything soon.

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Take Care!

oldsport: Neither one of you could hold a candle athletically to a pwc.

Strike 79: Self-hate!

Bison 4 Life: This is how much I care. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5aLiTEIwiQ Can you flea-brained negroes get down to business?

Jafus (Thinker): Bison 4 Life,

Shaking my head!!

The first game we have is FAMU at Howard. Strike 79, could you choose the winner for us?


Strike 79: Sir, it takes only a scant millisecond to postulate on the protagonist of this farcical skirmish. The Rattlers of Florida Agricultural and Mechanical University shall triumph expediti...

Jafus (Thinker): ...Interesting and intriguing. Now Tigerpride, please choose the winner A&T at Hampton

Tigerpride: Neither team would come within four touchdowns of JSU based on tradition alone. They just have been lucky every time they played JSU but the Bell system would have worn them down. We have championship coaching. Either way, A&T is gonna lose cause A&T suuuuucks...

Jafus (Thinker): Tigerpride,

Shaking my head!!

Now Bison 4 Life, please pick the winner of the BCC at SC State game.

Bison 4 Life : BCC will win in a close one, inflicting damage right after halftime. It will go down like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMFEjepbn2s

Jafus (Thinker): Bison 4 Life,

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oldsport, please pick the winner of Del State at Northwestern State.

oldsport: This weekend we're going to find out how much Delaware State's Football program has improved when they face Northwestern State (LA). I predict Delaware State's coaching staff and players will find out they have a long way to go. Northwestern State by 30.

Strike 79: Self-hate!!!!

Jafus (Thinker): Strike 79,

Shaking my head!!

Finally, Bro. Askia please pick the winner of the Bowie at Morgan game.

Bro. Askia Musa Afiba: The ciaa is superior, even though we are leaving the ciaa to return to where we rightfully belong. A chicken always comes home to roost. But as I was saying, the ciaa is superior and Bowie will defeat Morgan.

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Take Care!

Jafus (Thinker): Thank you all. I will make sure the commissioner's office and the referees receive this information by close of business.

Strike 79: OUT.

Bro. Askia Musa Afiba: Take care!

Tigerpride: A&T suuuuucks.

Bison 4 Life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLgTL6zrmxQ

oldsport: The MEAC put together a bunch of knownothings like we usually do to select the winners. They should've gotten Jack Arute and Beano Cook to pick the winners.

Strike 79: Self-hate!!!!

Jafus (Thinker): Strike 79,