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MEAC
November11, 2006
by
Doomsday
OVERHEARD IN
THE MEAC THIS WEEK...
...At approximately 1:42 p.m. during the Elon
@ NC A&T game:
Announcer: ...Interception returned for the touchdown by the Phoenix.
With eight minutes and 29 seconds left in the first quarter our score,
Elon University - 35, your Ayantee Aggies - zzeeeerrroooo...
...At approximately 3:17 p.m. during the Del
State @ Norfolk State game:
Del State Coach Al Lavan {to third string linebacker}: I want you to go
out there and hit the ballcarrier as if we weren't winning by 30 points!!!
I want you to remember what the white man did to your ancestors!!! Every
time you look at that coach and that quarterback I want you to think one
thing..."I's getting my revenge on massa!!!"
Third String Linebacker: Uh coach? I'm white.
...At approximately 4:53 p.m. during the
Howard @ B-CC game:
Female Howard Fan: Why is he wearing a fur coat? We're in Daytona
Beach! I know he hot!
Companion: I don't know and I don't care. All I know is we're leaving
now because this game is over.
Female Howard Fan: It sure is. Let's go to the mall. I bet fur coats
are cheaper here in Florida. Mmmmmmm, that's a nice coat! Full length,
double-breasted with a hood,... wait, I think it's chinchilla...
...At approximately 7:37 p.m. during the SC
State @ Morgan game:
Tailgating State Fan: Come get some mo a deese heah ribs. Dey's plenny
to go roun. Anyboddee heared de sco?
Other Tailgating State Fan: Steat winnin' by bout twenny o so. I heared
Hamfon beatin' Dem rattlees pritty bad too ainty?...
...At approximately 7:37 p.m. during the
Hampton @ FAMU game:
One dude in section P {on cell phone}: ...yeah man, I'ma be there in
fifteen minutes. I'm just trying to wait and see what the band gone do wit
'em missing 150 instrument carriers cause a dat isht in Deetroit...
Glances at scoreboard ...uuuuh, forget it, I'm on da way.
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