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MEAC
November
2-4, 2006
by
Doomsday
OVERHEARD IN THE MEAC THIS WEEK...
...At approximately 9:23 p.m. during the B-CC @ Hampton game:
Female Hampton Fan: Why would he need a fur coat if the school is in Daytona Beach?
Companion: I don't know and I don't care. All I know is I'm staying until the end of the game because I don't want to get stuck in the traffic with all our fans leaving now. This game is over.
Female Hampton Fan: You think fur coats are cheaper in Florida? That's a nice coat. Full length,... wait, I think it's chinchilla...
...At approximately 1:22 p.m. during the Concord @ Del State game:
Announcer: TOUCHDOOOOOWN HORNETS!!! With eight minutes and 29 seconds left in the first quarter our score, Delaware State University - 35, Concord University -
zzeeeerrroooo...
...At approximately 3:17 p.m. during the Morgan State @ NSU game:
Morgan's defensive coordinator Coach Lee: Hmmmmm, I haven't worked at Norfolk State yet. Seeing as how Coach Hill-Eley is giving me that hateful look, maybe I'll see if Coach Adrian needs a new linebackers coach. Hey, number 51!!! Get my resume off that bench over there and hand it to the running back if you can manage to catch him this time...
...At approximately 3:17 p.m. during the Howard @ SC State game:
Tailgating State Fan: Come get some mo a deese heah ribs. Dey's plenny to go roun. Anybotee heared de sco?
Other Tailgating State Fan: Steat winnin'. I hear Nofoke beatin' Mogan pritty bad too
ainty?...
...At approximately 5:37 p.m. during the FAMU @ A&T game:
A&T head coach/offensive coordinator Lee Fobbs: ...I've got years of experience coaching almost every position on the field. This year?... Glances at scoreboard ...uuuuh, I took a year off. I've been doing uhhhh commentary for a school in North Carolina. That's what the background noise is now. I'll send you up a resume right away... Notices suspicious movement in the small crowd on the home side in row EE seat 5 and ducks DAMN! Somebody just tried to shoot me!!!
kamikaze1nq1997: Dammit! Missed... by that much!!!!
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